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Ladies, are you tired of the bustle of life, the stress of big city living? Tired of men who only want one-night-stands and leave you with “the fuzzy end of the lollipop and a tube of toothpaste all squished out?” Fed up with traffic jams, MCI calling you at 8:00 a.m. and long checkout lines at the grocery? Sick of noise pollution? Smog? Do you dream of romance in your life―more importantly, a special man wishing matrimony?
If so, consider a vacation to Falgannon Isle…a wee bit of heaven in the Outer Hebrides of Scotland, where magic is present and the past is not so distant. The air is clean and sweet. There are few cars so no traffic jams. The pace is relaxed, the scenery majestic. The climate is mild since the isle is in the Gulf Stream, and the summer twilight lasts forever…ideal for long romantic walks. There are white beaches with tidal pools for swimming, lovely green hillocks to wander and explore. An ancient castle, a stone ring and ancient Pictish ruins dot the hillsides. I cannot imagine a more romantic place on earth or one more breathtakingly beautiful that stirs the soul… spellbinds the heart!
Ah, but you say, all the gorgeous landscape is fine, but how can there be romance if you don’t have someone with whom you can share it? Well, Ladies, listen up! Falgannon Isle has 213 braw Scots lads eager to find a bride. You see there’s a shortage of marriageable age women on the isle. Yes, over two hundred males, ages 18-47, and all most anxious to make your acquaintance!
And the best part―you don’t have to do a thing other than fill out this application and submit your picture. If you’re chosen you’ll receive airfare, lodging and expenses to reach our remote little isle. You’ll have two weeks to explore the ruins, walk on the sands in the gloaming…and maybe find that special man waiting for you to fill his heart.
If you don’t like our isle and think this isn't the life for you, well you've
had a free vacation. Nothing ventured, nothing gained, as they say. However, I am betting there is a handsome Islander who can convince you to stay forever.
So come for the vacation of a lifetime…stay for love…
Find incentives by clicking on our Bachelor Registry and see the hundreds of fine Scots lads impatient to welcome you to our island.
Address queries to B.A. Montgomerie
Falgannon Isle, Scotland